Making Love In A Car

September 20th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed
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A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says “Excuse me a minute I have to relieve myself.”

While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy “Look, I’ve got this gal in my car and I’ve given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I’ll change your flat if you’ll take over for me.”

The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks “What’re you doing in there?”

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Keep Your Legs Together

September 17th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed
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A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.

Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way.

“Oh well, at least they’ll be together again…” sighed of the departed’s lady friends.

“Yes,” replied a childhood friend with a sob, “But with which husband?”

“No silly,” said the snide friend, “I meant her legs.”

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Senior’s Guide to Sex

September 14th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed
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Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner’s name on your hand in case you can’t remember.

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First Day of School

September 11th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed
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It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher greeted the class and said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, ‘Give me liberty or give me death?’ ”

She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up. “Patrick Henry, 1775,” said the boy.

“Now,” said the teacher, “who said ‘Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?’ ”

Again there was no response except from Toshiba. “Abraham Lincoln,
1863.”

The teacher snapped at the class, “You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do.”

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The Mathematician

September 8th, 2007 | email this | digg it | trackback | comment RSS feed
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. Your Husband

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